Popstar TV: Squirrel Jokes

In this episode, Sarah tells jokes making fun of Squirrels.

Cast

 * Sarah Geronimo
 * Nadine Lustre
 * Willie Revillame as TV Host Announcer
 * Dingdong Avanzado as Nadine Lustre’s father
 * Mommy Divine-Geronimo as Sarah's mom
 * AJ Muhlach
 * Aga Muhlach
 * Audience
 * Jonah Laurens
 * Gabby Concepcion as Sarah's dad
 * Cristy Fermin
 * Ruffa Gutierrez
 * Eula Caballero
 * Kean Cipriano
 * Alex Gonzaga
 * Ella Cruz
 * Josh Padilla
 * Dolphy
 * JC De Vera
 * Zoren Legaspi as JC De Vera’s father
 * Gina Pareño as John Lloyd Cruz’s mother
 * BJ Forbes
 * Paolo Bediones
 * Cheryl Cosim
 * Erwin Tulfo
 * Ben Tulfo
 * Raffy Tulfo
 * Luchi Cruz-Valdez (News5 Head)
 * Martin Andanar
 * Amy Perez
 * Gelli De Belen
 * Edu Manzano
 * Tuesday Vargas
 * Joey De Leon
 * Vic Sotto
 * John Lloyd Cruz
 * Abby Bautista
 * Shy Carlos
 * Ryan Agoncillo
 * Rose Van Ginkel

Songs

 * Have You Ever - Sarah Geronimo
 * You Can Tell She's A Princess (Reann Peters) - Sarah Geronimo
 * I Can't Cry Hard Enough (Bellefire) - Sarah Geronimo
 * Rock the Runway (Barbie) (music by Sarah Geronimo)
 * Life is a Fairytale (Barbie) - Sarah Geronimo

Quotes

 * (TV5 Studios)
 * Jonah Laurens: Hey everybody! I'm gonna cut the jokes at skip right to the part saan doon pies ako!


 * Sarah: ...at bangus.... P.U.! How can a creature that spends so much oras ng mga tubig amoy kung baho? I mean, really! "Sabon...sabon...what is sabon?"
 * Audience: (Huge laughter)
 * Audience: (Huge laughter)


 * Sarah: And don't even get me started on starfish!
 * AJ: "Haw, Haw, Haw!!"


 * Josh: What smells rotten at ginawa taong ng higa?
 * Sarah: Uhh...noxious gas?
 * Josh: Hindi! Meron act!

Patrick: "Kumusta.. Nadine Ako. Ako... AJ. Do you under...stand? Squirrels."
 * SpongeBob: Bakit kung marami na isang squirrel ay screw ng light bulb?
 * Martin: Bakit?
 * Sarah: Because they're so darn stupid!
 * (Audience laughs)
 * Sarah: ( drops microphone goes back stage)
 * Audience: HUH?
 * Sarah: (comes out looking like a squirrel) HOWDY, Y'ALL!
 * Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nadine: Ang wallet, anh watch, waffles --
 * Sarah: Nadine! Tubig!